We Can’t Believe This Stupid Movie Is Real: ‘2025’

In a flashback, we see Roy’s big plan to revive Christianity is to spray the Jesus fish symbol all over town – until his friend is shot by a cop for doing it.

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*slowly plants an ice cream cone next to the corpse*

All of that probably makes this movie more exciting than it is, given that most of it takes place in a basement apartment furnished by Ikea.

Dear God, why didn’t they ban music too?

These poor pious people even have to celebrate Christmas in secret – you know, the notoriously unpopular holiday of Christmas? In the end, this straight white guy, who is also somehow the most persecuted human on Earth, perseveres by producing a webcast, somehow making this whole movie look like misleading publicity for the director’s YouTube channel.

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And at very end, he is taken into the woods and bullet in the head.

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We haven’t even mentioned the romantic subplot featuring Wesely’s real-life girlfriend, who, incidentally, just turned 18. Yeah. At least we now know what it would be like if Tommy Wiseau made a sci-fi movie based on a Chick tract.

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